You're Doing It All Wrong

Stanford's Andrea Lunsford (L), one of five writers proving Everyone's An Author.

You know the place.  The vacant lot.  The backyard.  The driveway with a basketball hoop.  That neighborhood venue where kids congregate to play. Then along comes an adult who figures out the game isn't being played by FIFA or NCAA rules.  With the best of intentions, this mom or dad steps in to "improve" things.  They want leagues and brackets and sponsored jerseys.  Over time, 4th graders are playing for "sportsmanship" and "most improved" trophies.  And the fun of the neighborhood pick-up game is gone, stolen by people who invited themselves.

The Train Wreck of Hate Watching

The moment of impact at the famous Crush, Texas train wreck in 1896.  Many of the 40,000 onlookers were injured by debris.

Some of the best-attended spectator events of the 19th century were staged train wrecks.  Decommissioned locomotives intentionally smashed into each other at high speed before grandstands of onlookers.  Perhaps this love of calamity constitutes an antecedent for the phenomenon of “hate watching.”  Yes, our species is so reliably bitchy that NBC strategically presumed a certain percentage of this week’s Peter Pan Live! audience would be snarky tweeters hoping for something to go wrong.

That reminds me of a few too many college committee meetings.  You know how they are.  Somebody presents a new idea.  Maybe a curriculum upgrade, maybe the renaming of a course.  And those around the table offer criticism.  They almost always offer criticism.  They offer criticism because it demonstrates they’ve read the agenda or studied the proposal.  Much less often (in my own experience) do they say, simply, “I like it,” “Count me in,” or “Let’s move forward.”

Digital Poop

ISS Commander Barry Wilmore displays the first object 3-D printed in space

This week, NASA tested a 3-D printer in space.  An on-demand machine shop is a pretty incredible tool if you want to get to Mars.  A couple of years ago it was widely reported that we'd all have such devices in our homes by now.  Turns out it was a little ambitious to think we'd be fabricating toaster replacement parts in the basement.  Still, you can probably have a decent one out of the box and working for about $1000.

The obstacle to ubiquity isn't affordability.  It's creativity.  Jessica Banks, CEO of RockPaperRobot says "it might be that many people get their 3-D printers and they're like 'This is going to be awesome.  I can make everything in my life.' And what do they do?  The make a spoon."  Spoons are the sorts of objects Banks refers to as "digital poop."

Why Colleges Can't Stop Rape

The law of unintended consequences:  Is Jeanne Clery the reason university presidents
can't stop rape?

MILESTONES IN CAMPUS RAPE  (The sad story so far…)

• 1957. American Sociological Review publishes Clifford Kirkpatrick and Eugene Kanin’s “Male Sex Aggression on a University Campus.”  Their article claims/predicts that college men use secrecy and stigma to pressure women in sexual situations. 
• 1986.  Jeanne Clery is raped and murdered in her dorm room.  She is a freshman at Lehigh University, an idyllic campus she and her parents had fallen in love with.  Though  Jeanne is initially interested in Tulane, she settles on the Pennsylvania school because it “feels safer.”

The Half-Life of Facts

Stephen Fry of the BBC's Quite Interesting reminds us of the eroding certainty of knowledge.

Easily my favorite game show is the BBC’s Q.I. (a.k.a. “Quite Interesting”), hosted by the planet’s honorary ombudsman, Stephen Fry.  I guess you’d call it a trivia quiz.  But really the object is for the four panelists, usually comedians, to be interesting, to be witty – even more often than they’re correct. 

A recent episode was themed around the Half-Life of Facts.  Essentially, the program’s creator, John Lloyd, went back through the show’s earlier seasons and collected knowledge which has since been proven inaccurate.  Once, for example, the host reported that there was no way to accurately tell the age of a lobster.  But by the time of this Q.I. retrospective, marine biologists had learned that the lobster’s eye stalk was the key to dating it.

The Servile Arts

Serfing the internet.

Once upon a time, the world of education was divided into three spheres:  Fine Arts, Liberal Arts, and Servile Arts.  Fine (or “Beaux”) Arts means today pretty much what it meant when the phrase was coined.  Think of bohemians in berets on the southern bank of the Seine.  Painters, sculptors, poets, all making beautiful things.

Liberal and Servile Arts perhaps require a bit more historical context.  Imagine a bunch of rich lads in Genoa, drinking wine as they plot to spend their fathers’ fortunes.  Theirs is a gentrified world not unlike Downton Abbey (though predating it by at least six centuries).  Lots of leisure time for the upper classes, but with less indoor plumbing and more church attendance.  The fellows decide – more or less as a hobby – they’d like to know something about mathematics.  They pool a few ducats and pay some monk to teach them a little algebra.  Voila!  The University is born.

Hatchets in the Dark (B+)

Holy crap. Turns out Chris Evans can act.  He can hold his own against Tilda Swinton and John Freaking Hurt.  "Captain America" proves himself an actor who balances brutal action with believable character discovery in Snowpiercer.

A train endlessly circles the ice-encased earth.  Aboard the thousand carriages of this ark-on-rails, humanity's remnant survives.  The population is harshly striated, class determined by one's distance from the locomotive.  Evans leads the latest revolt, taking Jamie Bell, Octavia Spencer, and Kang-ho Song along in a quest for the holy engine.